did you know that the average person spends about two weeks of their life waiting for traffic lights to change? now you do.
they tell you knowledge is power, but really, some of this shit is kind of useless.
i love meeting happy drive-thru workers. pleases and thankyous are so underrated everywhere else, but i swear when i hear them through the shitty speaker at mcdonalds, i ponder the meaning of everything that ever was. if only every polite, underpaid teen could make me feel like that.
profound? hm. prolost. hmmmmmmmm.
my computer makes my music skip, but lately i've been listening to such weird stuff that i can't tell if it's supposed to be there or not.
clearly, that one wasn't. shit.
oh yes, i won first prize in the "stupidest person alive" contest today.
you have to celebrate the small victories, i suppose.
i'm still training for the "stupidest person ever" contest.
i think i can i think i can i think i can.
"you deserve better than that."
really? because sometimes i wonder.
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