what i am going to write now:

i have never lost respect for someone as fast as i have lost respect for you.

what would i love more
than to introduce you to all my friends
and have you tell me how much more attractive they are than me?

what would i love more
than to have you mock my life
the same way you mock everyone else's
with your total ignorance to anyone's problems but your own?

what would i love more
than to listen to your problems
time after time, just hoping that maybe ONCE
you might ask me about my problems
and actually care?

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i'm not your best friend.
i'm your fucking match maker.

and in all honesty,
fuck that.

and fuck you.