the record

boyfriend #1
- dated for 30 days in eleventh grade
- recently posted a picture of him and his new BOYFRIEND kissing on facebook
- ahahahahahahahahahaha
- what is my life

boyfriend #2:
- possibly semi-retarded
- okay, so actually semi-retarded... went to a school for learning disabilities
- upperclassman who approached me while i was insecure and vulnerable pre-frosh week
- dated for a week, dumped him/made up every time i was drunk
- i was always drunk
- lol

boyfriend #3:
- sort of a douche, to be honest
- mostly attracted to him because he actually fought for me
- dated for a week, dumped me because i wouldn't put out
- promptly hooked up with his roommate
- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR
- ... haaa

i have no idea what the fuck i'm doing.