and in my usual, unedited, brash and harsh tone:

if i need to explain myself to you this in-depth,
we are probably not a good match for one another,
ahahahaha.

should you see fit,
please kindly remove yourself quietly and civilly from my existence.

i haven't the time to waste
on anything more elaborate or theatrical.

/end post that people will inevitably jump to and chew on,
despite the detailed explanation given below...

but it's easier to use only the evidence that is in your favour, right?
right. ;)