why am i awake

(why am i alive)
((but not in the morbid, suicidal sense))
(((more in the "ha ha, this fits well grammatically" sense)))
((((read "grammatically" as "dramatically"))))

ENOUGH WITH THE BRACKETS ALREADY, OY VEYYY

every time i try to do an italian accent
i end up sounding jewish,
or like i'm some broad from new jersey
aka, nu joisey

ya get me?
ya got me?
good.

i'm up at 5am without sleeping at all
and tonight i'm going to murder or be murdered
while eating pasta and pretending to be
a little italian bootabelly broad
with the hots for her uncle,
4 times removed or some shit like that

BUT HEY
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK

HA

HA

HA